If you're easily offended, it's probably best you steer clear of Eats Everything's Twitter.
The West Country Superstar DJ is known for his lively language. But that hasn't stopped him becoming one of dance music's most popular DJs and all round good eggs on social media, known as much for his "acid house spirit" commentary on social issues, as he is for his relentless daftness.
Here's our pick of some of his best Tweets from this year as he riffs on subjects such as:
Life as a father
My 2yr old son has made me rewind a herring farting on Octonauts 10 times this morning...— TwEats Everything® (@eats_everything) January 22, 2017
Most weekends, I can stay awake till 10am (almost) unaided. Weekend at home & I'm fully battling to stay awake for Match Of The Day...— TwEats Everything® (@eats_everything) January 21, 2017
How about we hunt your sorry arse you scabby-posh-lizard-beast? Absolute wanker. People will actively go out & vote for this horrid being?!? https://t.co/diuL8x53He— TwEats Everything® (@eats_everything) May 9, 2017
The record shop magic spell
I swear that download sites/record shops put something in the preview/vinyl to make the record sound way shitter the instance you buy it!?!— TwEats Everything® (@eats_everything) May 10, 2017
Who really wears Merrell Trainers?
Center Parcs (which is amazing fun if you have a 3 year old) is the epicentre of the Merrell trainer wearing community...— TwEats Everything® (@eats_everything) May 4, 2017
Nice of the Royal Family to let the world know Prince Phillip is retiring from a life long holiday...— TwEats Everything® (@eats_everything) May 4, 2017
Managed to keep my record of falling asleep in every modern era Star Wars film at the cinema intact tonight. 👍🏿👍🏾👍🏽👍🏼👍🏻👍— TwEats Everything® (@eats_everything) January 13, 2017
Hanging out with celebrities
I met both Ant & Dec in the bogs of the Hotel Du Vin, Birmingham on NYE about 6 years ago. We compared cock sizes. I lost...— TwEats Everything® (@eats_everything) February 23, 2017
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